FIXIN' TO GET SOME FREE SOFTWARE, Y'ALL!

Well heck, folks, it seems we're goin' for a brand new batch of free software. This here bunch is gonna make our computers sing like a choir on Sunday mornin'. Ain't be a sight to toss those tired programs and get our hands on some shiny, new, costless software? This over there collection of applications is gonna make your work faster, and it won'